Monday, September 13, 2010

Seasonal Change

Winter preparations are underway beginning with a huge grocery delivery. Hay is both plentiful and cheap this year, which inspired Pat to double his usual order. He'll spend most of tomorrow jockeying it around--a few will land at the feeding area while the rest will be stored behind the barn and out of sight.

Our list of things to do grows with each passing day. Over the weekend Pat and I installed much needed rain gutters on the bunkhouse even though it rarely rains, but when it does it's nice to walk out the door without becoming soaked from the waterfall coming off the roof. Next on the list--scraping and painting the bunkhouse as well as caulking all the windows and doors. I only hope winter doesn't arrive too soon or some of these chores will find their way to next year's list.

The signs of seasonal change are everywhere. The parade of bugs change up almost weekly. We are almost finished with the million or so grasshoppers that have taken over every square inch of land along with the thousands of cow birds who feed on them. And once the birds are finished feeding.... Well let's just say, thankfully the house is already white.

Stepping outside into the grass reminds me of a Hitchcock film with literally thousands of grasshoppers leaping into the air with the slightest movement landing in my hair, hopping down the back of my shirt or up my pant leg. The outside of the house, especially the screens, are loaded. There's no point to swatting at them, it only makes them more active. Driving along the gravel driveway requires nerves of steel as hundreds bounce off the windshield; and if I'm forgetful and open the window....bleh!












We can expect another few weeks before the snakes head off to den up for another long winter. The nights are cool, in the 40s, which doesn't bode well for the cold-blooded beast. Our friend, Miller, lives west of town in a hilly and rocky area. He recently told a story of riding his horse one cold winter afternoon to the top of a bluff on the north end of his place. Under the cliff, where snakes often make their dens, he stopped and watched in complete amazement as steam poured out of a rock pile. I could barely listen as he explained how hundreds of snakes pile together generating and sharing enough heat to keep themselves alive through the most horrendously cold winters. Miller had happened across evidence of one such den.
There's a badger wreaking havoc on our south pasture digging enormous holes. I'm not sure if the holes are part of his shelter of if he's digging into existing gopher holes searching for a meal. Regardless of his motives, he's creating a potential hazard for our tractor and horses. Our neighbor, Kathy, says the badger has been digging around her place, too. She's concerned for her more than 300 free-range chickens. The problem with doing away with the pest is that they are nocturnal, and who wants to stay up all night to either shoot it or bag it for relocation.
Speaking of predators, the brand inspector came around on Friday to brand two of our horses. He remarked that a rancher not far from us has killed more than 140 coyotes this summer. Apparently, the coyotes have been bringing down his young livestock and other small animals on his place. It's hard to believe that someone has killed that many animals, especially since they are mostly nocturnal as well.
Pat and I walk our dogs around 8:00 each evening; we walk until all their business is behind them. This way we all get a good nights sleep. For the past few nights we've heard "many" coyote voices yipping in several directions as we make our way down Almosta Road. One night in particular, we stopped under a mostly moonless sky looking at millions of stars while being serenaded in surround sound. The dogs stopped too and looked in each direction the sound came from. I can't help but wonder what the dogs think as they hear this primitive call--are they afraid? Curious? Is there a faint remembrance stirring in their DNA?
Change is definitely in the air--I can see it, hear it, feel it, smell it, and sense it as each day passes from summer into fall. And so it is.

Friday, September 3, 2010

A Close Encounter

He's dead and buried, it's over. It felt like I imagine a hostage situation would feel like. Not sure if someone is going to get hurt, or worse. Not sure how it will all end. Every one's keyed up full tilt, checking and double checking every step to ensure the best possible outcome. The best outcome for us, that is. But that means the perpetrator is going down because in this case he's not about to give himself up. Actually, he can't give himself up, he has no arms to raise, no flag to fly, he doesn't speak the language, and he's been trained to never back down. Too bad for him.

I think it was Monday night that I spoke with my cousin, Barb. One of the first things she asked was, "seen any snakes lately"? I said, "not lately, knock on wood". And I really did lean over and knock on the end table. Maybe I should knock on something else because the wood thing isn't working very well. And this morning Pat made an off-handed remarked that we'd escaped any real encounters this summer.

Well, we can now say we've had an encounter--a close encounter--thankfully not too close, but close enough.

And here is how the drama unfolded. I headed to town this afternoon to grocery shop and visit with a friend. Once home I brought two armfuls of groceries into the house. I made two trips back and forth to the car passing the grill that sits only five feet from the back door. The dogs eagerly greeted me and gave me the customary 30 seconds to put the cold food away before dancing around at the door for a chance to pee. In the summer when the snakes are active, I rarely let the girls out without a leash or tied to the fence. When they're tied they have only about 20 feet of rope so they are always visible from the kitchen window.

For the past several days I've been taking them out for numerous walks throughout the day and only letting them run off leash early in the morning when it's too cold for snakes.

I had them both in the attached breezeway snugging up their harnesses when I paused for a moment to glance out the storm window panning the yard and walkway. My eyes widen as I glimpsed the green scales, the size of my fingernails, the unmistakable trademark of the dreaded snake. My heart pounded, my mind raced, the dogs squirmed to get outside and pee. Oh crap, I'm not exactly trapped, there are two other doors, but I realized that I had walked within three feet or so of this creature four times and didn't know what kind of danger I was in.

I immediately pulled my phone from my pocket and called Pat while taking the girls out the side door in a hyper state of awareness, not unlike Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show.

Pat said he would leave work and see what he could do to get the snake out in the open so we could first determine if he was a rattler or a bull snake. As you recall, the bull snake is "the good snake", and we would persuasively encourage him to move on; however, if it turns out to be a rattlesnake, then... Well, then, we might have to flip a coin to see who's going to shoot him.

But first things first. As Pat approached the driveway he called to check in on the situation. I suggested he stop by the barn and pick up a piece of plywood to act as a shield. For sure this snake will strike if provoked whether it's a bull or a rattle. He brought the plywood, a ten foot pole (no joke!), and a shovel. Pat came into the house via the side door, gathered up his gun and shot, then headed out to formulate the plan of attack. I had everything I needed--the camera and clean underwear, and oh yeah, a safe place behind the glass of the storm door, which put me only five feet away from the sleeping serpent.

The plan was: Pat would poke the snake with the ten foot pole while crouched behind the plywood shield. Hopefully the snake would awaken and begin to move around to see what was pokin at 'em. Once he was out from under the grill, we, no wait, not we, Pat would pull the grill off the gravel it sits on and onto the grass (it's not really grass, but a combination of prairie grass, wildflowers, and weeds). Then the snake would have nowhere to hide. With nowhere to hide, Pat could encourage him via the ten foot pole to move away from the house and onto the yard where he could shoot him. I say he because Pat won the coin toss.

Basically it played out pretty much according to Pat's plan:
  • Pat poked the snake

  • The snake woke up and moved out from under the grill

  • The snake assumed the striking position and rattled his tail a bit

  • We both yelled, "it's a rattler"

  • Then Pat poked him a little more

  • The snake warned again with his rattle

  • Then the snake got poked some more

  • He tried to back himself into the corner of the house

  • Pat pushed and pushed with the pole while crouched behind the shield

  • The snake was pushed off the gravel and onto the yard

  • He struck at the pole a few times

  • Pat kept pushing him further away from the house

  • Then shot him

  • 6 times

  • He kept moving

  • Pat chopped off his head with a shovel

  • He kept moving

  • We left him alone for an hour

  • He kept moving

  • We left him another half hour

  • Pat finally picked him up with a shovel

  • Put him in a wheelbarrow

  • His tail kept moving

  • Pat dug a hole and buried him

  • He's dead and buried, it's over

Be both feel bad about killing him. He was an old snake with many rattles. Truth is he was only doing what he does, only he did it too close to what we do. The poor old guy picked the wrong place to take a nap.

I can't help but wonder how many snakes pass by unnoticed. This guy would have passed by unnoticed too if I hadn't glanced out the door as I did. I suppose he could have stayed there all day enjoying his snooze as we passed by taking care of our business. And once the sun set and the temperature dropped he would awaken hungry and ready to move off in search of dinner. But that's not what happened this time. And so it is.



Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Perfect Recipe

Living out of town, while scenic and beautiful, offers challenges too numerous to mention; actually, too numerous to even anticipate in many cases as I'm realizing each day with each new challenge. But one of the challenges I realized right off was the ease with which one could feel isolated even though town lies a fairly quick 13 miles north via the interstate. With the approach of fall last year, I discovered that many of the items on my to-do list would have to wait for warm weather leaving me looking ahead at many months of potential doldrums. Thinking about how I might become connected to something greater than myself (without joining a church), I decided to list some of my favorite things to see if I could cook something up. I came up with a few simple ingredients: reading, friends, cooking, and laughing. Throwing these into a pot gave me the perfect recipe for winter wellness: a book club.

Later that week, I pitched the idea to two friends who were eager to buy in. We each invited a friend, then one of the friends invited another friend giving us an uneven total of 7 members. Our first meeting ended with a book list and a schedule of whose house we would meet at each month. And of course, the most important item, as Carol reminded, "refreshments--and they are not optional". And so it is--we read, we meet, we discuss and debate, then we eat--in that order!

In May when our highly successful season ended with a dinner at my house, we all felt a bit disappointed that we wouldn't have a reason to meet during the summer. In response, I suggested we rent a campground in The Little Belt Mountains for a weekend where we can debrief, plan for the next season, play games, hike, and basically enjoy an adult "going to summer camp" experience.

Ever since the mid 1990s when I played the role of Activity Director at a kid's grief camp I thought the camp experience was something that should not be exclusively for kids. My mantra in those days was, "there oughta be a camp for grownups, too". This idea became especially evident after spending a week with sad and angry kids who within hours of arriving became the happiest kids on the planet. "Just think how happy overstressed adults might feel after a few days here", I would say. Fast forward a decade or so and I finally discovered the magic for myself.

The seven of us rented the very same campground used for the grief camp. Sitting on a 20-acre clearing surrounded by pines with Belt Creek running through and the mountain rising behind, the main lodge smack in the middle with a dozen cabins scattered around, we set up our First Annual Page Turner's Book Camp. And now I know how something as simple as camp can turn a grieving child into a happy one who on the last day swears she will return again and again. On our last hour while packing up our ton of leftovers, we too swore to return again and again. As we headed back to town, we stopped at the bookstore searching for our first book, wanting to hurry and get them all read, discussed and debated, eat Carol's mandatory refreshments, then plan for our Second Annual Page Turner's Book Camp. And so it is--the perfect recipe for the winter doldrums.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Shadow

Pat's been on vacation this week, fixing fences, putting gutters on the bunkhouse, and finishing mowing the south 20. He put a new gate on one of the arenas yesterday afternoon with five frisky horses breathing down his neck jockeying for position all wanting a moment of his attention. Or more accurately a chance to check out his breast pocket where he usually keeps a treat or two in the event someone stops by for a visit.

With the finishing touches on the gate, Pat hopped into his pickup and drove over to the corral expecting to dish up dinner before retiring himself to a well deserved meal. It was a cool evening and everyone seemed in high spirits as they raced Pat's pickup through the pasture, around the corner, and into the corral.

Once inside, each took up their usual spot in the feed line; each that is except Shadow, who decided instead that a nice roll in the dirt would feel good before diving into his dinner. And since he eats first, everyone waited until he finished his ritual cleaning. Pat watched as Shadow dropped to the ground and rolled a bit from side to side--a form of equine bathing. Horses like to cover themselves with dirt as do elephants to keep the bugs at bay and to feel refreshed (it's a horse thing!).

Pat waited and watched but Shadow didn't get up. He tried to get his legs under himself but instead managed to wedge his legs underneath the wood-paneled fence. Wanting to help, but not wanting to get himself kicked by the now flailing horse, Pat called me on his cell phone to come quickly. I'm not sure what he was thinking. Perhaps he thought that someone was about to get the crap kicked out of them and it wasn't going to be him. Call Sandy?

Running to the corral and seeing a struggling horse lying on the ground sent shivers up my spine. I reached for my phone and called our neighbor, Kurt. He came immediately and with Pat on one side and Kurt on the other they managed to free Shadow from the fence. Once free, he was able to pull his legs under himself, rock back and forth, then stand. Whew! A sigh of relief all around.

Since Shadow had the bout with colic just a few weeks ago, Pat wasn't too convinced that he simply dropped to roll and couldn't get up. This horse looked dazed. The true test for a horse, and especially for this big guy comes when he turns down dinner. After Shadow found his legs and was checked for boo-boo's, Kurt walked him to an awaiting pile of alfalfa--his favorite item on the menu. He sniffed, then walked away without indulging. The same with water, he sniffed, then walked off.

Certain that Shadow was indeed in trouble, we hooked up the trailer, re-called the vet, and Pat and Shadow headed down the road toward town. I stayed behind to finish feeding, gather the cats, button up the barn, and wait by the phone for news that Shadow was alright.

Two hours later, Pat called. The vet, still not sure exactly what was going on, did say that Shadow was not colic or impacted--good news. However, he thought something was indeed wrong and wanted to keep him overnight.

Pat had a fitful night worrying about his beloved friend--his first horse--his backcountry buddy. At the age of 18, Shadow's an old horse, but with good care he could live another 10 years or more. Our eldest, Clancy, is now 26 years old; and although he no longer takes long trips, he enjoys good health and the company of his younger brothers. Unlike most of his friends, Pat believes that a horse deserves the utmost respect not only when they are of service, but for as long as they are living. So, we will do as much as we can for as long as we are able to provide a safe and happy environment for our friends and companions.

It is now the next morning. Pat heard from the vet a few moments ago. Shadow has pooped several times and is outside grazing. He still wants to check his white blood count since he had symptoms of salmonella recently. The blood work should reveal more information. In the meantime, Shadow seems to feel better, and when Shadow feels better, so does Pat. All is well for now.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Too Close

Last Thursday a storm passed over with high winds, thunder, and one very loud lightening strike, but not one drop of rain. Missed us again, or so I thought. While fixing dinner and expecting Pat any minute, I occasionally glanced out the kitchen window for any sign of life on the drive, which always includes snakes. On one such glance, a streak of red a mile or so away on Hastings' Ranch caught my eye. I quickly grabbed the binoculars (there's a pair on every window sill) and confirmed my fear--fire! Not only fire but fire only yards away from hundreds of bales of freshly stacked hay. The rows of hay lie just yards away from Ed and Sue's house. I called Pat expecting that he was somewhere nearby so he could stop and lend a hand. He said he saw firetrucks just ahead and wondered where they were going. All's well then, help is on the way. Thankfully the fire was quickly extinguished without damage or injury.

On Saturday afternoon I remained tucked inside the house while the temperatures rose into the nineties. On the south side of the house all the blinds were securely closed keeping the sun at bay and the house a bit cooler, but also obscuring my view. It wasn't until Luna needed a pee break that I noticed a 1/4 mile line of fire about a half mile south of the house. Thick black smoke rose darkening the sky as Luna and Cali strolled along completely oblivious.

Fortunately we were upwind and (hopefully) out of harms way. Fire trucks from miles around arrived pumping gallon after gallon... My phone began ringing as friends in Great Falls called after seeing the fire on the evening news--wanting to know how close...

"Too close" was my answer. On the flat windswept prairie, the rule is--if you can see smoke, it's too close. And so it is.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

His Brother's Keeper?

By my calculations, I had between 15-20 minutes to round up the kittens, button up the barn, feed the horses and get myself inside before the storm hit. The thunder was no longer in the distance and the lightening no longer held my fascination--it was too close for comfort.

First the kittens, then the horses, I decided. Uncle Charlie's always easy to catch; in fact, he practically dives into my hands. The other two, however, are quite another story. Almost every night as I manage to get one or two inside the barn, Ernie weasels by racing at high speed toward the corral for one last dump before calling it a day. Even though time was of the essence I stepped back and allowed him his business. Quickly, he pawed, sniffed, rejected, scooted, pawed, sniffed, then finally sat over his freshly made divot.

The horses decided they couldn't wait their turn. Eager for their groceries, all five led by Koda came thundering around the corner of the barn. By the look on Ernie's face I'd say that if he hadn't been in mid crap he would have pooped himself. With the sound and sight of approaching horses, he flew straight into the air, pinched the loaf, then scrambled as his feet hit the ground finding safety on the other side of the fence next to his brother Chip. The horses couldn't have cared less about Ernie or his business, they were only concerned about the menu. Once they saw that dinner wasn't being served in this corral they began to retreat back to the north side of the barn. Wasting no time, Chip dove under the fence and immediately began covering Ernie's abandoned turd. I stood in amazement over this gesture not sure what to make of it. Are these three little guys a band of brothers? It seems so.

Ever since they were born I've thought about how most litters of cats and dogs are split up once they are weaned. The more I get to know these little ones and see the nurturing relationship they have with Puff and each other I can't imagine sending the boys off and leaving Puff behind. I'm sure it hasn't crossed Puff's mind either.

Several weeks ago, when they received their first shots, the vet asked if we were thinking about having Puff spayed. I said we were. He recommended having the surgery soon after the kittens weaned. Her surgery was planned for tomorrow. I say, "was" because I cancelled it on Monday morning. I realized that I couldn't send Puff to the vet for a day and leave the kittens behind. I'm not sure what she would do, but I know that being separated would cause great emotional distress for all concerned. Also, the prospect of having Puff recovering from surgery while managing very busy kittens would not best serve her. Puff's attachment and devotion to her kittens does not make her unusual, but what I think is unusual is how many of us casually sell or give away kittens and puppies, whether for profit or convenience with little or no regard for the emotional consequences.

Puff deserves the company and companionship of her three sons for as long as nature allows. If the day comes when one or more decides to take a walkabout, we all will grieve as much as we need for as long as we need, but we will also have our wonderful memories of a life as it was meant to be. And so it is.

Oh yeah, the storm. I made it into the house just in time to find Luna cowering next to the toilet and Cali waiting by the door ready for her evening walk--come hell or high water.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Crop Circles

I am endlessly fascinated with all things different, odd, or unexplained, which prompted me to wonder about crop circles yesterday afternoon as I watched Pat maneuver the tractor around the south 20 mowing down the now dry grass and weeds. After five hours of repetitive back and forth passes he managed to cut about a third of the twenty acres without creating a single straight line. This was not without trying; and as he said, "cutting a straight 200' line is difficult if not impossible, let me see you do it." It's not that I don't believe him. I'm sure it is indeed difficult to maintain accuracy with such distances, especially when there are obstacles like badger holes and boulders that must be avoided.

But what I am saying is that I don't believe the argument that the mysterious crop circles are products of human engineering and intelligence, especially when you consider that these phenomena occur in the middle of the night. I'm just saying that if a circle appears in my field, I will know with no uncertainty that no one around here had anything to do with it. And so it is.